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OK, OK, OK… This is a serious politics, culture and news blog; all killer no filler; no clickbait, listicles or celebrity gossip. On the other hand, those of you who “only read TDC for the articles” have been up in arms all throughout the year about the next installment of Girls Gone Wild. I could name names, but it would be a long list and your wives wouldn’t be happy, and happy wife, happy life, particularly at this already stressful holiday time. So without further ado, in the spirit of the Christmas cheer, and knowing what you all really want to get under the tree or in your stocking (neither are euphemisms in the current context), here’s your new bumper (ahem) edition you’ve waited for literally since 1 January 2018. Oh, and ladies, don’t worry, you get yours very soon too – The Daily Chrenk is an equal opportunity mocker and shocker.

The first lesson today is that not everyone can be an equestrian, but when life gives you lemons, etc etc:

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The second lesson is that contrary to what you have been told, ladies agree that big shoes are good to be filled. Even as big as clown shoes:

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Or strong, independent, wild, passionate, and nurturing shoes:

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Or a coffee frog (??) shoes:

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Speaking of women with ink, and in case you have finished Stieg Larsson’s Millennium Trilogy, why not try “The Girl With A Tiger Ass Tattoo”?

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The third lesson is that one person’s perversion is merely another person’s great night out (or in). Like this lady, whose name should be Philadelphia, after the city of the brotherly love:

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There are good nights in and good nights out – and there are also good nights down:

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So by this stage, Florence and her machine hardly even raises an eyebrow (or anything else):

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The fourth lesson is that for every hater there will be a lover, you just have to find the right one for you:

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The fifth lesson is that love is not dead in the age of Tinder, but there are prerequisites:

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The sixth lesson is that you have to market yourself well and play to your strengths, even if it’s not your personality:

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So personality’s not the only thing that’s shitty. But anyway.

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And the last lesson, in this jolly and cheery is to have good will towards your fellow man or woman:

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